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VAMPIRE GIRL PROBLEMS is AVAILABLE NOW!!!!!


When I was younger I thought being a vampire could be kind of fun. You stay young forever, live in a castle, and play by your own rules. Then I was turned into one and while the eternally young part is true, there's no castle. We can't talk about our age, we can't tell anyone what we are, and if you have an overprotective sire like mine you can't even have a job or go shopping without a babysitter. I know it's for my own good and all since bad guys are always trying to kill me, the sun burns like hell, I still can't eat human food without becoming gravely ill, and I'm not exactly your run-of-the-mill vampire but a hybrid with all kinds of extra issues, but still ... Is it too much to ask for a girl to have a cupcake?

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